It was My Birthday, and I'm on the wrong side of 20..I think?

Now, you all know I make a big deal out of most occasions but guys, I also really, really love birthdays. I mean, aside from the unassailable horror of Getting Older, what’s not to love? People are nice to you, your Facebook feed Blows Up and you get to eat more than you should and buy yourself things you blatantly can’t afford. OK, well, maybe that’s just me but still. Anyway, I thought of all the weird things you’d go back and tell yourself 5 years ago and it really got me thinking. Obviously, because i am a very deep and intense person, It got me thinking. Who was I a few years back and what would I like to go back and tell myself? These were the key points I came up with.

No, you aren’t at the top of the career ladder yet but DUDE, YOU’RE TWENTY-ONE 
I was (and still am) an ambitious person. Having always done well in school, it literally caused me physical pain to have to go to work and be put in charge of  some annoying things. But now I realise we all have to do these things. And one day, when everyone is over The Devil Wears Prada and they are all in the cold hard ground, I will write about the three worst  bosses ever to have graced the earth. I had them, I hated them, I went into the office with a smile on my face. Never Again.

One day you will fall in actual love with a man whose gentlesness will make you wonder why you ever went for anything else.  
So calm down, it’s OK.

That's a size too small...
Stop shopping in stores with clothes that don’t fit you. Sometimes you will lose the pounds and then their clothes will fit you. But they will suck.

You will get over everything. (in a good way)

No that last guy was not your soulmate, because you managed to say that about every single infatuation you've ever had. You have a gift for falling hard and fast and will occasionally try to hug the world. I know you’re bummed out about some memories but really, it’s going to be fine.

Oh & it's 26!!! EEEEKKKKK