The Misadventures of a sister Living with the Food bandit

My brother....
Let's just say plays out the role of annoying little brother to a T.
He Hijacks my snacks, He devours my drinks, he chews through my supply of tension GUM and NEVER ever REPLACES them.

Whats a girl to do? Mouse traps are far too small for him, and considering murdering him seems a tad bit petty. I know my parents expect me to return him in one piece, and seeing as am the adult (age wise, lets be honest) i can see how this would end badly if i exacted my revenge on him.

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he just laughs....and laughs.. till i cant remember why on earth i thought murdering him was such a BAD idea.

Now am laughing,

Fearless